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I was saving this as a Birthday Surprise, the spread of my great influence from the national to local:

I did it again! The intersection of death is getting crosswalks, walk/don’t walk signal boxes, and some sort of traffic light!

However, it is not finished yet. The lights aren’t up and the signal boxes are still covered, so this afternoon we heard a CRASH that shook our house. I thought momentarily that perhaps Lolly had fallen down the stairs …carrying a 27 inch television set and at least two five gallon water bottles… or that a surly mailman delivered something very large and heavy to the front porch. (That defibrillator on my Amazon Wish List perhaps?) But no, ’twas another accident. There were large chunks of debris in the intersection, bumpers and car doors etc., but many airbags were deployed and apparently no one was seriously injured.

Due to the fact that someone in authoritah has obviously been reading my blog (I suspect the mayor, at least, if not Governor Gregoire) and is attempting to remedy the situation, I didn’t feel the need to take photos. Also I was only wearing a bath towel at the time and there was commotion enough.

Notice anything? This is from a recent campaign stop…

… thank you very much. I will take the credit for the rejection of the yellow rubber bracelet. I am a secret campaign consultant. I don’t think it was a fluke either because on this past weekend’s Real Time with Bill Maher, the candidate continued to be sans yellow rubber bracelet. He made a decent showing there too and came off much better than he did at the LOGO forum. I’ll put him back in the plus column and sign-up to receive more campaign spam. (I swear, Hillary sends me so many emails I think she has a little crush on me. She’s even using Bill as her wingman.)

Who knew my little blog could be so influential?

Gomez likes to pretend that Weezie’s favorite string toy (see below) is a very, very thin and headless black snake that he can kill. Here is the link so you can see for yourselves. And, yes I agree, it is too bad I can’t figure out how to embed videos.

TTFN