Dear Wint’ry Mix,
please leave me alone. I would like to be able to do things. You were welcome on a workday, but now you have overstayed. There’s no tactful way to tell you, so… shoo. Get on, git. Go. Amscray already.
Love, LizzieLou
**Emergency Alert. Seattle and University Police are searching for a suspected bank robber near the University Medical Center. The suspect is described as an Asian male wearing an orange hat, dark jacket and white pants. You are asked to call 911 if you spot the suspect. Further information will be provided as it becomes available.**
“White pants?”
“Who robs a bank wearing white pants?”
“Especially after Labor Day.”
“Although, you could easily change the color of white pants; roll around on the ground then you’re all like, ‘S’not me! My pants are brown!’”
**Update. Suspect nearly apprehended by authorities. Now wearing yellow pants.**
**Update. Suspect confronted by police. Wounded. Now wearing red pants.**
