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LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Thursday, October 12th, 2017

I’ve spent the day hidden away in the basement while the men come and go and make loud sounds and loud smells in the kitchen that is getting a facelift. I find this to be terribly stressful. I am supposed to be on staycation – being productive and focusing on getting healthy – but I feel like the world is stepping on my throat. I look at social media for relief, but it is so much bad news (with occasional cat meme thrown in). The news is all bad news. And in case there is any doubt about my position here: fuck Tr*mp and his fucking cronies and his fucking supporters be they ignorant or assholes or both. There is no relief in sight. Which is more horrifying to watch: MSNBC or The Babadook?

Gone Crackers

LizzieLou | eats!,nablopomo,Uncategorized | Wednesday, November 21st, 2012

Not all cooking endeavors result in success….

Oops. I Mean… I Protest!

LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

[today’s post removed because of that blackout thing]

Testy Tester

LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Monday, February 15th, 2010


No Really…

LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Sunday, October 18th, 2009

…I’m totally going to post stuff again sometime. I will!

Testing Testing aka Return of the Blog?

LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Well, it wasn’t just Facebook distracting me; actually, I needed to upgrade to a newer version of WordPress and it took me forever to get around to doing it. I wasn’t able to post or edit or anything at all. But if this post works, then I probably did most of the upgrading correctly.


Where Am I? Where Have I Been?

LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Facebook. Friggin frackin Facebook is a blog killer, I tell ya what! I think of things I might write about but then go shopping for Delicious Chicken and play Geo Challenge until my eyeballs have dried out just so my sister can’t catch up to my score. And then, WEIRDOS from the past befriend me. Why? Why weirdos why? We weren’t friends in high school, not even close, why do you want to be my friend now? You must have heard how cute Gomez is and need to see his picture. That’s the only reason I could possibly think of.

LizzieLou shrugs.

P.S. Hepburn movie quiz answer to #7 is “Morning Glory”

In Business

LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Monday, March 23rd, 2009

I finally sent my taxes out today. Whoo. That was fun. And then I decided to check on my little Cafe Press shops to make sure I hadn’t made a million dollars that I wasn’t claiming and I discovered that …. Someone Actually Bought A Thing!

I made a dollar! Somebody in New York got a lesbotronic.com apron. SWEET!


LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Monday, March 9th, 2009

Dear Reader(s),

I have been too busy lazy to post. After spending 10 hours a day in front of a computer I’ve been more likely to spend non-work time doing other stuff, like knitting. I have been knitting and knitting (and purling) away. Even a little bit at work. So I figure I owe the computer some time now from home. Not much has been going on that I care to comment about, so instead I will answer some viewer mail.

@SpamMommy1 – If you lost 30 pounds in 30 days you are either a constant on the Biggest Loser or you are dead now. Or both. Piss off.

@SpamDaddy2 – Yes it is a great domain name for a site like this.

@SpamBaby3 – You’re welcome. But, I never commented on your blog so you must be mistaken. And, oh yeah, shut up.

Now should I go work on my taxes or watch Rachel Getting Married? I know…. I’ll go knit some more crap!

Love, LizzieLou

Oh Precipitation

LizzieLou | Uncategorized | Friday, December 26th, 2008

Dear Wint’ry Mix,

please leave me alone. I would like to be able to do things. You were welcome on a workday, but now you have overstayed. There’s no tactful way to tell you, so… shoo. Get on, git. Go. Amscray already.

Love, LizzieLou

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