Don’t Go There

LizzieLou | inappropriate,nablopomo | Friday, November 16th, 2012

Lolly sez not to talk about poop. Whether it is a) ranting about people leaving their dog poop in the alleyway or b) divulging my recurring dirty-public-restroom nightmares, she thinks it is not appropriate to go there. Reasons for this include, but are not limited to, a) “That’s gross, Honey. Nobody wants to read about that;” or, b) “That’s not something you want to share with people and besides it’s obviously all about your anal retentiveness and fear of losing of control and there’s nothing new or interesting about that and you’ll just make it worse and give yourself more nightmares.”

So, sorry. I can’t write a blog post that has anything to do with poop. If you feel like you’ve missed out on something, some potentially humorous scatology, you’ll have to take it up with Lolly. Who you probably actually agree with anyway, so then I’m sorry I said anything about it at all. Okay?

Ok.

Geez. I said I was sorry already.

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