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I have just discovered the joy of reading femslash fan fiction that has been run through Google Translate. Honestly, I wish I could just copy and past the whole thing here because it is incredibly confusing and mindnumbingly awful and just so hilarious. (I feel compelled to say this refers to the translation, as the story itself is actually kinda sweet.) Some phrases are really bad, but so bad they’re good, and I really wish I had written them myself. Here are some of those choice bits translated from Italian:

• They walked up to the bedroom, never taking their lips off.
• A moan more intense than the others exploded from the mouth of the blackberry, a sign that had reached the maximum pleasure.
• She squeezed the sheets tightly when the other’s tongue seized, overbearingly, her femininity.
• The heat that until recently was concentrated in a single point, exploded domineering making her moan without demeanor.
• Her lips with impenetrable lust met with the lips of blondes.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go fan myself.